The Lighthouse

    October 28, 2019

    No amount of technical and acting accolades can hide the fact that “The Lighthouse” is just a bad movie (#SorryNotSorry 92% RT score).

    For a Bergman / Hitchcock like suspense / horror film, it manages to do neither while breaking the cardinal rule of cinema - “thou shalt not bore the audience.”

    In other words:

    Movie Run Time: 110 minutes

    3 White Claw Induced Nap Time: 10 minutes

    Length of movie enjoyed: 10 minutes