#SpoilerFreeReviews

    Sonic the Hedgehog

    February 15, 2020

    Before you warp via a giant ring from this review, please understand that I have critical “blue-ball” admitting that I enjoyed the world’s favorite hedgehog’s first movie. Yes, it was as predictably safe as Green Hill Zone Act 1, but for once a property didn’t overstuff by putting too many characters in an origin story aka not putting all of the Dr. Robotnik eggs in one basket.

    Listening to my inner child video game ❤️, I recommend you spin-dash over to the cinema this weekend and bring the kids for the first big-screen worthy movie of 2020.